Porn Star Names

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Baghdad-Brit, Apr 1, 2005.

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  1. Who out there in ARRSEland has the best Porn Star Name?

    Created by adding the name of your first pet with the maiden name of your mother.

    Mine - "Bingo Cartland" sounds like the name of a fcuking circus clown.

    We did a course photo many years ago in 70s dress with such names and the top one then was "Storm Hunter" - nectar.
     
  2. I'm partial to Dildo Baggins..

    Though, when I toss the the BoxerBriefs the women all call me " Oh, My Lord!!' and faint dead away...
     
  3. Bruce Evans

    Sounds like I should have flares, a HUGE 'tache and a big, large, massive perm.







    Actually its not far from the truth
     
  4. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Smokey Rinder, I know it sounds like an Asian brand of bacon but to me its pork sword time!
     
  5. Bimbo Mills
     
  6. Isn't this thread due a telegram from the queen?
     
  7. eh ??????
     
  8. he means that its been doing the rounds for a hell of a long time. :roll:
     
  9. Couldn't find it during my (quick) search around the forum.

    Ho-hum.

    Back to the war.
     
  10. Dougal Boardman
     
  11. Zena Smith
     
  12. Laird Lennox
     
  13. daisy roberts
     
  14. "Sambo Smith"

    How un-PC would you like :)
     
  15. Mine would be "Perky Westgate" :oops:
    These days I would be charged under the Trades Description Act!