Porn Plotz - Will it Sell?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Jan 4, 2011.

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  1. I haven't seen the details but the idea of a 'first person shooter' scenario leaves me wondering what type of 'weapons' are on offer and if they are hand held. One has to wonder if the reload time is realistic as well.

    But, it seems that porn spoof/rip-offs of legitimate 'cinema plots/titles is passe..and we're moving on to 'interactive/user driven scenarios' and manipulative plot points..etc. etc. to use some of the lingo/jargon of the gamers..

    haven't seen any figures on sales but wondered if any 'ard core ARRSErs would be purchasing in the interest of testing the systems

    CALL OF BOOTY
     
  2. You haven't seen it? CALL OF BOOTY a porno version of CALL OF DUTY that highly addictive interactive wargame scenario where you, the shooter, get to blow up stuff over and over with a choice of weapons in a WWII era landscape.
    I'm assuming in the Booty version one gets to shoot a load over and over various ' landscapes' of a differing sort.
     
  3. Stick a link up then, I could do with a chuckle.

    Or are you mainlining toilet duck?
     
  4. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    The only thing game related to the screenshots in that film seems to be the title. On reverse of the box cover, all I can see are birds wearing combats getting arse fucked indoors. Don't see what that has to do with an FPS shooter personally, aside from a name cash in.
     
  5. So its just a porno with a shit name? Can I have that minute of my life back please?

    I read rockets post and thought it might be a daft flash game I can piss people at work off with.
     
  6. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    It's a porn film not a game you twit!
     
  7. Not only that,but the gormless eejits that play these games would have no idea what "booty" is in this context.
    I'm out.
     
  8. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    There used to be a game on the PS1, which I had an illegal copy of. It had a choice of three slags and the object of the game was to make them squirt. You could choose various things to do to them including tickling their minges with feathers and the like. You would have to build them up slowly or they would tell you to fuck off and you would lose. It wasn't computer animated and it contained grainy videos of the birds being fucked, as a young lad it was the best thing since sliced bread.

    I think it was called virtual sex 7, one of you computer wizards might be able to find it online somewhere. All the titles and writing was in Russian but the birds were yanks.
     
  9. I had the same thing. Picked it up off some seaside market while on the piss in Skagness. It was a very young Jenna Jameson and you could even choose where you could chuck ya spaff!
     
  10. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    That's the one, hadn't realised it was Jenna, I'll have to try and find it later and have a nostalgia wank.
     
  11. This makes me wonder why there aren't any XXX rated porno inspired games out there on the market.

    World of Warcraft all those Prince of Persia, etc.. adventure larks could be adapted easily into porn excursions that would be a bit more ' interactive' than phone sex.

    Grand Theft Auto has some X-rated ' easter eggs', I believe they're called , that open up some bit of fluff play, but not to any great extent and its certainly not the point of the game.

    somebody is missing a niche market ..sadly, I have no friggin idea how a computer works or how to create such a programme/game.

    but I'll be happy to provide ' creative input' as a consultant.
     
  12. Two probs with that. One is its still a game so not as good as a proper bit of gonzo bongo. The second is I never watch the same porn twice. Fuck paying forty quid if I'm not gonna touch it once I've spat me muck over all the birds.
     
  13. A porn game could be basic starters no? Like the old running games where you had to hit the red botton and then blue repeatedly to run - could do that for sex?!! Work your way through the levels of better looking women and where to shoot your fat!
     
  14. I suppose there has to be some kind of challenge to the 'game'.. trying to get past the big bruiser bouncer to get to the stripper, sneaking past the fat mother/ drunken father to get to the hottie next door neighbour daughter.. various scenarios that get your ' girl' to try new positions, toys or other stuff. Don't know what the interactive parts could be but there would have to be something that could hold interest game wouldn't amount to much than grappling with your joystick or waving your Wii otherwise..