Porn or Football

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Soggyllama, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man was watching a football game on TV, during half time he started flicking through the channels and found a porn film featuring a man shagging a woman long and hard. He says to his wife "I don't know whether to watch this or the game" to which the wife responds "For heavens sake, watch this. You already know how to play football".