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Porn not real?

#1
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20042508So kids should now be told that that cock's not really up her arse and she's got mayonnaise on her face. I honestly think people are trying too hard to control everything we do.So what if some snotty teenager wants to rim her boyfriends asshole......it's her choice in my opinion. As long as they're both willing they can do what they want.I'm sure porn has saved many a relationship by giving ideas to the skinny guy who's missus is bored of him pounding away on top of her with his socks on.Opinions?
 
#7
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20042508So kids should now be told that that cock's not really up her arse and she's got mayonnaise on her face.
Interestingly, your Granny would probably be well aware of this fact of sex.
Before the advent of the pill in the 60's, bumsex with the mrs or giving her a pearl necklace was a very common form of sexual interaction and widely advised as a 'safe sex' by family planning clinics.

No wonder Granny always had a smirk on her chops when listening to all this youngsters talk of sexual permissiveness. ;P
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#8
I liked the bit in the article when they said they would ask the kids how it made them feel...

"Well Chardonnay how did that make you feel"
"Well Miss, I didn't mind Dwayne NDing over my face but I wasn't to keen on his fist up my ricker"

I think I will become a teacher.
 
#9
Interestingly, your Granny would probably be well aware of this fact of sex.
Before the advent of the pill in the 60's, bumsex with the mrs or giving her a pearl necklace was a very common form of sexual interaction and widely advised as a 'safe sex' by family planning clinics.

No wonder Granny always had a smirk on her chops when listening to all this youngsters talk of sexual permissiveness. ;P
Agree with that. Some of the best porn out there is in flickering black and white (allegedly!).
 
#10
From the Beeb:

'"Children are growing up in an overtly sexualised world and part of this includes easy access to pornography on the internet and they need the skills to deal with that," says policy adviser Sion Humphreys'.

Indeed. First steps are how to use Google to find the good stuff.
 
#11
Interestingly, your Granny would probably be well aware of this fact of sex.
Before the advent of the pill in the 60's, bumsex with the mrs or giving her a pearl necklace was a very common form of sexual interaction and widely advised as a 'safe sex' by family planning clinics.

No wonder Granny always had a smirk on her chops when listening to all this youngsters talk of sexual permissiveness. ;P
I never, ever spoke about sexual permissiveness with my Granny.

I have lead a sheltered life!
 
#13
Not real! not fuckin real!? then what the fuck is.."Aaarrggh! Deeper, deeper!..Harder you fucker, Gaaaahhhhh I,m cummin I,m cumm.........." all about then from the bint under me, not fuckin real indeed, it,s real enough in my bunk.
 
#14
How far do they (these interloping save the children hippies) think that the effect of porn is going to go. Do they think that maybe some 9 yearold will come home and tell mother how much he could fit his fist up the neighbours kids special place. Ha....society is such a dumbass!
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#15
Not real! not fuckin real!? then what the fuck is.."Aaarrggh! Deeper, deeper!..Harder you fucker, Gaaaahhhhh I,m cummin I,m cumm.........." all about then from the bint under me, not fuckin real indeed, it,s real enough in my imagination.
No charge
 
#16
From the Beeb:

'"Children are growing up in an overtly sexualised world and part of this includes easy access to pornography on the internet and they need the skills to deal with that," says policy adviser Sion Humphreys'.

Indeed. First steps are how to use Google to find the good stuff.
Left handed mouse control is a required skill as well so I have heard.
 
#17
How far do they (these interloping save the children hippies) think that the effect of porn is going to go. Do they think that maybe some 9 yearold will come home and tell mother how much he could fit his fist up the neighbours kids special place. Ha....society is such a dumbass!


Just you wait till he tells mummy he fisted his sister!
 
#19
How far do they (these interloping save the children hippies) think that the effect of porn is going to go. Do they think that maybe some 9 yearold will come home and tell mother how much he could fit his fist up the neighbours kids special place. Ha....society is such a dumbass!


Just you wait till he tells mummy he fisted his sister!
I fisted my sister when she stole my action man to play with her barbie.....wait, erm, punched....dirty fuckers the lot of you.
 

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