Porn (knock it off)

#41
meridian said:
Even a quick reply has the option of attaching a signature, scroll down to the bottom of the page and look right, its cunningly disguised there, next to the Attach Signature option !
Oooh, so it is! I was distracted by all the porn :D
 
#43
Ah, the porn hand over in NI, "There's your buckshee rounds, and there's your draw FULL of porn. Have a good tour mate."
 
#44
meridian said:
And finally, the irony of this one made me chuckle, someone complaining about about adult content and having a sig like this

Hang on there Meridian, :) I wasn't actually complaining about adult content at all, what I complained about was the picture of a bleeding red arrsehole. I'm using my computer in the comfort of a spare room at home, but as I mentioned those kinds of pictures don't help when a) the wife walks in b) my daughter walks in and c) when I am showing friends how funny and nasty the NAAFI threads can be.

As you mentioned in your post there are different levels of porn, soft, hardcore, and grotesque. So the question should be - what level should the moderators set as the limit ?

Believe me - I am no stranger to porn and could probably set up my own website with the terrabites of saved crap I have hidden on here. :roll:
 
#45
Well you certain bunch of no fun so and so's, I have decided to get rid of my apparent NSFW sigs and replaced them with something that cannot be mistaken as porn in any way.

Hope this meets people approval, but if it doesn't......TUFF!
 
#46
Can_do_attitude said:
Well you certain bunch of no fun so and so's, I have decided to get rid of my apparent NSFW sigs and replaced them with something that cannot be mistaken as porn in any way.

Hope this meets people approval, but if it doesn't......TUFF!
I liked the Buffy's youngers sister one :(
 
#47
REgards said:
Can_do_attitude said:
Well you certain bunch of no fun so and so's, I have decided to get rid of my apparent NSFW sigs and replaced them with something that cannot be mistaken as porn in any way.

Hope this meets people approval, but if it doesn't......TUFF!
I liked the Buffy's youngers sister one :(
So did I my friend, so did I.........but it seems it wasn't worth the hassle!
 
#48
I've seen that film (Eurotrip) and can remember my disappointment at the fact she was wearing a bra in it. Was that sig photoshopped or from an unrated version? Either way it's made me a very happy man :)
 
#49
In a team....you're only as stong as your weakest member


You might want to edit that for mongness.
 
#51
Well i started the goth bird thread to share piccie's of naughty girls who take it up the bum just to be different. There was a big sign in capitals saying no gash but predictably some cnut posted a bit of kebab. So it seems the only way to keep this hardcore free is to have a blanket ban on all similar threads and keep the NAAFI a bird free zone. A pain in the arrse but as said the minority usually spoil it for the rest
 
#52
One other answer to the problem of "porn sig blocks" is to not 'log in'! If you just want to prowl the forums but not necessarily comment, by not logging in you don't get to see the sig blocks - but do get to see any other photos/pictures that are posted. Then if you do want to comment or join in a thread, log in :wink:

Just an observation, of course 8)
 
#53
Is this not the way that society in general is heading? When I was a lad, the best way to find porn was the only way - found in bushes. Some thoughtful adult had seen fit remove the staples from a VERY educational grot mag and have some sort of fit with it, leaving it for my young eyes to find. At 8 years old, the day i saw a picture of woman suck off a massive great dane was the best day of my pre-pubescent life. Nowadays though you can find porn EVERYWHERE. Now I enjoy the close to the knuckle threads (and i have recently posted something which I perhaps shouldn't have, but it was, erm 'relevant' by that's by-the-by), when i'm at home but when i'm sacking it off at work I use the worksafe option thingy. So possible solutions are: -

1) no more porn in the NAAFI - it's not like you'll find porn on the walls in the NAAFI, just dubious looking stains and gash paintings (not paintings of gash, just shit paintings of sunsets and dolphins etc)
2) if you do need some gentleman's relish, get a download manager and search for your favourite piece of clout on a torrent hosting site. Easy done. Not that i'm condoning this - It's free so probably illegal.
3) if you're still not satisfied, skulk around bushes near a primary school. FOR DISCARDED PORN not childen you fucking sicko.

Mods/Techy people: is there a way to have the theme set up to recognise IP addresses? For example I have to change from normal to worksafe modes and then back again to stay safe and to enjoy the NAAFI for what it is. I realise that it's not your job to sort my tinterweb admin out, but it would certainly make sense!

Now, i'm taking my sensible hat off just in time for a 600mb .wmv of some very bad girls being treated as 'cum-dumpsters' to finish downloading. Wish me luck gents, it's going to be an epic.
 
#54
This will be dismissed as a post from a very ancient old coffin dodger who has no idea what is going on in the world

BUT

it needs to be said.

Moves are afoot to limit access by service people to the internet. Blogging, forums such as this, all sorts of contact. It will, rightly in my opinion, be resisted by those who will hold that said service people are responsible/sensible etc. However, some of the stuff we have seen will be gathered together by those who want a ban who will say "This is what they get up to if left uncontrolled. They ignore their own site rules" Even things like messing about to get fuck past the swear word checker will count against those who wish to continue with access as it is now.

I suspect a site-wide poll would be against gash shots and two and a cup stuff - even if the majority comes from oldies like me. I am not being judgemental but there is a stack of dodgy stuff out there. If you want it - go for it where it involves just you and keep the lid on here in arrse.
 
#55
Wobblyhead said:
I've seen that film (Eurotrip) and can remember my disappointment at the fact she was wearing a bra in it. Was that sig photoshopped or from an unrated version? Either way it's made me a very happy man :)
Must be an unrated version.. The one I saw had the norks out just like in the GIF
 
#56
If you feel the need to post porn start a specific thread clearly marked as such, but don't stop the luvlies threads like the T.V tottie. I never get tired of looking at the odd tasty filly.
 
#57
Talking of finding porn in the bushes, there was always the "Porn Mirage", when you see the discarded coloured magazine laying under the bush or at the side of the road. On closer inspection it always seemed to be the Sunday supplement from The News Of The World, or if you were lucky it might of been the ladies underwear section from The Freemans Catalogue.
 
#58
As someone who often logs in from work, I have to admit that I agree that a safety net needs to be applied to stop ARRSE becoming blocked by my work filters.

Like Markintime, I am ex Army, and log on to here for the humour, and to be honest, for this sort of thing, the NAAFI is the place to head for however NSFW headings are not always warning enough.

Strangely enough, I was put onto ARRSE, by the guy that I sit next to at work, who has never served, but enjoys the humour. In short, when it comes to to work servers blocking ARRSE, it's not so much what you are looking at, but those around you.
 
#60
For those who struggle to grasp porn.

Cartoon cattle fcuking and links to animal porn sites are a touch frowned upon too
 
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