Porn is positive

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by udipur, Jul 25, 2011.

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  1. udipur

    udipur LE Book Reviewer

    It appears that there might be an association between diminished sexual assault rates and the propensity to watch porn:

    The Sunny Side of Smut: Scientific American

    Will this quieten the moral naysayers and just let us get on with our one handed surfing in peace?
     
  2. Well, I'm positive I like porn.
     
  3. Ah, I can sleep easy at night knowing all the porn I watch is keeping me off the streets and being a public nuisance. See the internet is only good for porn, and scamming credit card numbers.
     
  4. Would this indicate the Merdien is therefore some kind of community Tsar, keeping us fed with images in a kind of world saviour sort of way?
     
  5. Then using your reasoning, that'd make ScaleyAlbereto the Anti-Christ, I suppose.
     
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  6. Then what is the Sacrament? Who are the Apostles?
     
  7. There we have it, Pope Benedict just needs to issue all his priests with a washable laptop and the world will be a safer place!