Porn Inspector - Marks for trying

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Aug 14, 2008.

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  1. A Colorado man was arrested for posing as a ' porn inspector ' in an apparent ploy to get his hands on some free x-rated stuff..Drew Libby [ aged 33 ] posed as a police detective, complete with false badge, claiming to be part of an child porn crime unit there to check films for compliance in ' age verification ' when visiting an ' adult video emporium '...

    the counter staff were unimpressed with his credentials and reported him..he was busted for impersonating an officer, possession of an illegal weapon,[ a hand gun and several swords ] as well as possession of marijuana and drug paraphenalia [ explains a lot ]...

    He was taken into custody in front of his mother and his 9 year old son [ no mention of a wife/mom to hand - again, 'splains a lot ]...

    Obviously, he needed to work up his patter and spin better, but, not a bad idea in theory...
     
  2. He never was a good student... I warned him he'd get caught...
     
  3. maybe his mother was the mother of his son, that would explain a lot too.