Porn Film Titles

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Lampard, Jan 15, 2009.

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  1. Alright lads,

    was introduced to some hilarious spin offs of normal films today, and i was wondering which similar ones you'd heard?

    So far i've heard of:

    Womb Raider
    Schindlers Fist
    Robin Wood
    Indiana Bones
    Star Whores

    So c'mon, whatcha got to add to the list?
     
  2. This has been done to death on here before .......

    ...... somewhere?
     
  3. Shaving Ryans Privates...
     
  4. Porn wars
    Merry White Christmas
    White Snow and the 7 Dwarves
     
  5. ah, i couldn't find it, hence the post.
     
  6. Sex-Toy Story
     
  7. Flesh Gordon
     
  8. Hairy Potter and the Philosophers Bone
     
  9. Gangbangs of New York
    Saturday Night Beaver
    White Men Can't Hump
    When Harry Ate Sally
    Blown in 60 Seconds
    Buttman and Throbbin
     
  10. A bitch too far
    Asspocalypse know
    Privates of the caribbean
    Clitty clitty gand bang
     
  11. Snatch.......
     
  12. Bent over by beckham
    Dogging soldiers
     
  13. Mummy where did I come from?
     
  14. Romancing the Bone
     
  15. That's the title of a real 1974 soft porno film. It's synopsis:

    Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardent and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the perils that face them!

    The scene where Flesh and Dale are trapped in the cave of the penis-sauruses by the evil Emperor Wang is particularly funny. :lol: