Porn = Death. Be very afraid....

OldSnowy

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#1
Iran, a country not noted for its tolerance of, well, almost anything, has voted to make the production, filming, acting in, distribution, etc., of porn a Capital offence. Even now, Ron Jeremy and whoever the current crop of pornstars are (I'm a bit out of touch, fnarr fnarr) will be in hiding somewhere, I suppose:

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/06/13/iran.porn.ap/index.html

It also includes 'enthusiastic amateurs' so Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, and a few others will be looking over their shoulders from now on, I daresay :) There's also a few people on this site who will be scared stiff :twisted:
 
#3
some Iranian music artists "pop stars"......have been targeted as whores!!! .......and have gone to Cario in great haste!...so I was told by
Iva Mustuffa Camel!!!!
 
#4
Well there goes the profit for FHM and Playboy mags for the forseeable future.

Note to self, aviod Iran at all costs!


fastmedic
 

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fastmedic said:
Note to self, aviod Iran at all costs!


fastmedic

Let's all hope that Messrs Bush and Brown/Blair/Browne understand this as well!

On thinking about this a little more, I do sincerely hope that Bush doesn't have any investment in the porno industry similar to his links with Oil. From the UK viewpoint, I think we're safe with Blair as regards this, but the other one?????
 
#7
No porn? This is the news dubya and tb have been waiting for.

Their armed forces will be decimated by poor moral and the TA can take the whole country while on camp this summer!
 
#8
Why doesn't the West buy a number of lifetime subscriptions to "LESBIAN TOILET ADVENTURE B*TTF*CK ******** MONTHLY" and post them on to President "I love sailors" Ahmedejinade,Ayatollah Hogmanay and the rest of the mufti-diving crew,with a receipt for their order and a "with compliments" slip.Their own muttawa/pasdaran would have them strung up from the jib of a CFM before you could say "Bacon Roll..Er,No thanks" :twisted:
 
#9
no porn ? they must all be gagging for a good frap, no wonder their goats always look so worried, they will be covering chair legs up next. :cyclopsani:

I bet there is no future in sock and toilet paper production there and their curtains are the cleanest in the world :plotting:
 
#13
galgenberg said:
Why doesn't the West buy a number of lifetime subscriptions to "LESBIAN TOILET ADVENTURE B*TTF*CK ******** MONTHLY" and post them on to President "I love sailors" Ahmedejinade,Ayatollah Hogmanay and the rest of the mufti-diving crew,with a receipt for their order and a "with compliments" slip.Their own muttawa/pasdaran would have them strung up from the jib of a CFM before you could say "Bacon Roll..Er,No thanks" :twisted:
Classic - If we could send a W@nk mag to the president of Iran C/O Tehran, Presidential Palace, Iran, It would be so funny, so funny that I might try it (of course no sender address) apart from a few W@ankers who have p@SSED me off over the years, will have to find THEIR address's first tho
 

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