Porn camera man takes one to the face

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by London_native, Jul 15, 2010.

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  1. Hey, how you doin'? Welcome to 2010.
     
  2. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    From Jean Froissart's account of the battle of Crecy:

     
  3. Ravers you fucking show off.
     
  4. Fecking fake. Look at the distance between the actor and the cameraman, if it isn't a fake respect to the shooter and I suggest an abrassive sandpaper facial for the lad with the camera...
     
  5. Unfortunately for the target in question it wasn't fake but, it did happen a loooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago. Old cum face didn't have the quick wittedness to think as you do and now, sadly, he has a complexion similar to sun dried ball sack............Good news though, it has the opposite effect on a birds face...honest.
     
  6. Of course it wasn't a fake. Porn movies always had a cameraman filming the cameraman to erm...to erm...make sure he was following protocol?
     
  7. did I see the cameraman take a sneeky lick?
     
  8. Usually you'd use the "zoom" option on your camera to avoid these friendly fire incidents..
     
  9. Good Grief your posts are dull.
     
  10. Is that where, "blue on blue" comes from?
     
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Jarrod would pay good money for that!
     
  12. That might have been him, for all I know. It sure wasn't me though.
     
  13. Hit by "friendly fire " is what I call it, common at bukkake events.

    both those were deliberate though, just not enough sudden shock on the spaffed on blokes face to be real, (not that Im a connosieur of these things though).