PORN ADDICTION, Dirty birds and respecting the missus

#1
Soaked daily in porn as I am and following a weekend with an on and off bird I find the "Normal" bird is just not cutting the rug (so to speak)

Beasting her round, attempting various very basic deviancies (and I mean basic, nothing MDN would find even vaguely entertaining) I find myself thinking she will never get with the program, never mind respect my efforts

I've played away and been dissapointed. Bashing away like ten men throwing mental polaroids into the mix in an attempt to shoot my valuable load

I need filthy birds, unfortunately while they are about, the majority of birds are tortoises to my hare in terms of rudeness

Is this the fault of porn, am I destined never to achieve a decent bag off without paying for it?

Or am I destined to find one of those filthy birds who were biffed by their uncle and will let my oppo feck her arrse the moment my back is turned

Thoughts from fellow suffers who have been described as "porn stars" in a negative manner by their birds
 
#2
Yup porn corrupts the mind. I was happy with a basic shag(various positions) before going to BAOR. But now we have the internet. Deviants R us.
Can't tell you how many times I've broke the computer and got mates in to fist it. Fix it, Fraudulant slip.
Free deviant women? Few and far between. Looks like you will have to pay for it.
 
#5
Not looking for porn links, have more than enough.

Are true deviant birds found only in the unit boozers identified by nicknames and passed down through the years.
 
#6
Tbf you are either going to be paying for it/raping for it/or right handing it.

The latter I may be of some assistance to you. http://www.disney.com subscribe to that little fecker and it has EVERY sort of porn you can imagine. And it free.

Happy Handing.

No porn links.....MIB
 
#7
thegimp said:
Not looking for porn links, have more than enough.

Are true deviant birds found only in the unit boozers identified by nicknames and passed down through the years.

Go for old, fat, ugly birds. They'll do anything for a dog biscuit.


Browse the members list on here or rear party.
 
#9
I'm the same I had a pretty normal sex life till I started subscribing to the "Scat n Squirt " website now I can't get wood unless my bird sh*ts on me and urinates over my face...........and its all porns fault
 
#12
What's said in the Mess, stays in the Mess.




But this is the NAAFI.













And no, it wasn't me.
 
#13
I went through a drought of sex and now have a couple of regular fuck *buddyesses* who love the dirty stuff.

Went from an ''entertaing weekend'' to a 4 some (2birds, 2 blokes) and then a 5 some (3 birds, 2 blokes) in the space of a couple of weeks!!

Always thought it would be weird shagging another bird with her bloke there, but it certainly wasnt when she demanded a spit roast :)

Now I hate the time it takes to organise something like that again! Its like a drought followed by a thunderstorm!
 
#15
What you men do not get is sometimes(most) the posher the bird the more filthier she is in the bedroom.

Don't bother with the fat slags who have been poked more times than a forgers fire....... get with the niave and the posh. these are the girls to have.. they have no idea of the norm and love to experiment. but the olde the lady(late 20's mid 30's) the more you'll be surprised! had a quick chat to a few mates before replying to this thread.

Just start looking in the right place............. the girls are out there. but most of the time will only take the lead from the bloke. so be upfront about what you want............ if you don't ask you don't get!

unless its rape i s'pose!(awaiting incoming) :roll:
 
#16
You should all flippin' well blinking be ashamed of yourselves.
You knew it was wrong and look where its got you! Tisk Tisk. You'd never catch me doing any of that mucky stuff!
 
#17
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
thegimp said:
Not looking for porn links, have more than enough.

Are true deviant birds found only in the unit boozers identified by nicknames and passed down through the years.

Go for old, fat, ugly birds. They'll do anything for a dog biscuit.


Browse the members list on here or rear party.
Voice of experience?
 
#18
Get yourself a German lass. They'll have a go at anything. German blokes are often prudes, if they are at all kinky (one in four hundred) it will as often as not "Kaviar und Natursekt" which interests them. German lasses get a bit bored with blokes who just them to coil one down on his chest and piss in his mouth. The lasses naturally also resent cleaning up after Hermann's turd flavoured jollies.
Most German blokes want a woman who can cook, clean and carry a crate of beer. That she can do all of the above and still pull a train, escapes them!
 

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