PORN ADDICTION, Dirty birds and respecting the missus

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by thegimp, Feb 18, 2008.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Soaked daily in porn as I am and following a weekend with an on and off bird I find the "Normal" bird is just not cutting the rug (so to speak)

    Beasting her round, attempting various very basic deviancies (and I mean basic, nothing MDN would find even vaguely entertaining) I find myself thinking she will never get with the program, never mind respect my efforts

    I've played away and been dissapointed. Bashing away like ten men throwing mental polaroids into the mix in an attempt to shoot my valuable load

    I need filthy birds, unfortunately while they are about, the majority of birds are tortoises to my hare in terms of rudeness

    Is this the fault of porn, am I destined never to achieve a decent bag off without paying for it?

    Or am I destined to find one of those filthy birds who were biffed by their uncle and will let my oppo feck her arrse the moment my back is turned

    Thoughts from fellow suffers who have been described as "porn stars" in a negative manner by their birds
     
  2. Yup porn corrupts the mind. I was happy with a basic shag(various positions) before going to BAOR. But now we have the internet. Deviants R us.
    Can't tell you how many times I've broke the computer and got mates in to fist it. Fix it, Fraudulant slip.
    Free deviant women? Few and far between. Looks like you will have to pay for it.
     
  3. i suggest .youporn..you will go blind..
     
  4. Thumbzilla has great links.
     
  5. Not looking for porn links, have more than enough.

    Are true deviant birds found only in the unit boozers identified by nicknames and passed down through the years.
     
  6. Tbf you are either going to be paying for it/raping for it/or right handing it.

    The latter I may be of some assistance to you. http://www.disney.com subscribe to that little fecker and it has EVERY sort of porn you can imagine. And it free.

    Happy Handing.

    No porn links.....MIB
     

  7. Go for old, fat, ugly birds. They'll do anything for a dog biscuit.


    Browse the members list on here or rear party.
     
  8. Have you considered buying a pet?
     
  9. I'm the same I had a pretty normal sex life till I started subscribing to the "Scat n Squirt " website now I can't get wood unless my bird sh*ts on me and urinates over my face...........and its all porns fault
     
  10. So your missus is not digging out blind whats the plan
     
  11. What's said in the Mess, stays in the Mess.




    But this is the NAAFI.













    And no, it wasn't me.
     
  12. I went through a drought of sex and now have a couple of regular fuck *buddyesses* who love the dirty stuff.

    Went from an ''entertaing weekend'' to a 4 some (2birds, 2 blokes) and then a 5 some (3 birds, 2 blokes) in the space of a couple of weeks!!

    Always thought it would be weird shagging another bird with her bloke there, but it certainly wasnt when she demanded a spit roast :)

    Now I hate the time it takes to organise something like that again! Its like a drought followed by a thunderstorm!
     
  13. Don't fecking rub it in, smug c+nt
     
  14. What you men do not get is sometimes(most) the posher the bird the more filthier she is in the bedroom.

    Don't bother with the fat slags who have been poked more times than a forgers fire....... get with the niave and the posh. these are the girls to have.. they have no idea of the norm and love to experiment. but the olde the lady(late 20's mid 30's) the more you'll be surprised! had a quick chat to a few mates before replying to this thread.

    Just start looking in the right place............. the girls are out there. but most of the time will only take the lead from the bloke. so be upfront about what you want............ if you don't ask you don't get!

    unless its rape i s'pose!(awaiting incoming) :roll: