One day the parson was walking past a country cottage, where he heard a little girl playing with her dog. The parson looked over the wall, and there was this little golden haired angel, he asked her name and she replied that she was named Petal. What a lovelly name says the parson, and sked how she got the name, she replied that when she was in her mummies tummy, a petal fell off the cherry tree, and that was when her mother decided to name her Petal. How sweet thinks the parson, then he asks, "whats your dogs name" "Its Porky Poker" replies the little angel. "Why do you call him that" asks the parson. The little angel replies, "Cuz he fucks pigs"