Porkies!! -Get Stuffed!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Sep 2, 2009.

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  1. two days to go: September 5 is International Bacon Day

    Time for sausage wrapped with two pounds of bacon
    a Turbaconconducken - a whole chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey and enveloped in bacon.
    bacon baklava

    bacon wrapped scallops
    bacon nestled in a maple-syrup soaked pancake
    glazed donuts with bacon on top
    maple bacon crunch ice cream
    bacon lollipops
    bacon cupcakes
    bacon in chocolate sauce

    Bacon Bloody Mary's
    Bacon Vodka/Bacon Beer [ sadly available in the US only ]


    and that's not all!!

    you can now get bacon shaped adhesive bandages, bacon flavoured lip gloss, bacon scented air fresheners, bacon flavoured dental floss, bacon scented soap, bacon striped bifold wallets, bacon gumballs, bacon neckties, and my personal favourite:

    Smells Like Bacon - men's pajama pants!!

    So pig out on Saturday...
     
  2. I'm Jewish.
     
  3. A few years ago we had an exchange student staying from Israel, when asked what he would like for breakfast he said 'bacon & eggs', he was supposed to be Orthodox too.
     
  4. But you can buy Bacon Salt and make everything taste like bacon and it is not only vegetarian but also kosher!!!!!!

    http://baconsalt.com/
     
  5. Bacon in a maple syrup soaked pancake?

    You are so evil...











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