Pork or Viagra/

Auld-Yin

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#1
Argentina's President thinks that pork is better than viagra.

Any Arrsers done a trial run yet?

I am just popping down to Tescos for a couple of pork chops.
 

maguire

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#2
I'm planning on having a bacon butty followed by a quiet fiddle with my bits later, so I'll let you know. ;)
 
#3
Pork? Stella does it for me!
"Trying it doesn't cost anything, so let's give it a go," Fernandez said in the televised speech.

Funny?cost me about £4 for some chops in Tesco!
 

Auld-Yin

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#6
Fallschirmjager said:
Fuck me. And you have the audacity to slag off Para threads?


Cracking thread.



Not. :)
Well, we all know how you get your 'jumps' :twisted:
 
#8
Auld-Yin said:
Fallschirmjager said:
Fuck me. And you have the audacity to slag off Para threads?


Cracking thread.



Not. :)
Well, we all know how you get your 'jumps' :twisted:
I thought he said CRACKLING, mmmmm pork crackling/scratchings as good as V Ill have to try that
 
#10
Auld-Yin said:
Fallschirmjager said:
Fuck me. And you have the audacity to slag off Para threads?


Cracking thread.



Not. :)
Well, we all know how you get your 'jumps' :twisted:
Don't you mean vertical envelopment

This explains why bacon sarnies always make ladies horny though
 

Command_doh

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#12
Clearly this is discriminatory towards our Eastern bowing friends. She should apologise immediately. Or, alternatively, not give a flying fcuk (as do most outside the Arabian Crescent, SE Asia and North Africa it would seem) about some sensibilities - us excepted of course.
 
#13
Auld-Yin said:
Argentina's President thinks that pork is better than viagra.

Any Arrsers done a trial run yet?

I am just popping down to Tescos for a couple of pork chops.
Not in your jimjams i hope 8O
 
#14
Fallschirmjager said:
Fuck me. And you have the audacity to slag off Para threads?


Cracking thread.



Not. :)
Not a f ucking chance.
 
#15
Fallschirmjager said:
Fuck me. And you have the audacity to slag off Para threads?


Cracking thread.



Not. :)

Or maybe that should read crackling thread? :wink:
 
#17
Dirty little slut!

She knows how to sell her idea though.

What next. Gordon saying that before he biffs his missus he likes to eat Cadburys chocolate/get a mortgage with Northern Rock?
 
#18
Pork AND Viagra
 
#19
Decisions, decisions, Pork Sword or Beef Bayonet, Oh well it,s her choice, I,ll call it whatever she wants.
 

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