Pork or Viagra/

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  1. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Argentina's President thinks that pork is better than viagra.

    Any Arrsers done a trial run yet?

    I am just popping down to Tescos for a couple of pork chops.
     
  2. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    I'm planning on having a bacon butty followed by a quiet fiddle with my bits later, so I'll let you know. ;)
     
  3. Pork? Stella does it for me!
    "Trying it doesn't cost anything, so let's give it a go," Fernandez said in the televised speech.

    Funny?cost me about £4 for some chops in Tesco!
     
  4. Fuck me. And you have the audacity to slag off Para threads?


    Cracking thread.



    Not. :)
     
  5. I have shagged a few pigs if that counts?
     
  6. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Well, we all know how you get your 'jumps' :twisted:
     
  7. Jumping is for hats! :D
     
  8. I thought he said CRACKLING, mmmmm pork crackling/scratchings as good as V Ill have to try that
     
  9. She likes to be porked does she?
     
  10. Don't you mean vertical envelopment

    This explains why bacon sarnies always make ladies horny though
     
  11. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Clearly this is discriminatory towards our Eastern bowing friends. She should apologise immediately. Or, alternatively, not give a flying fcuk (as do most outside the Arabian Crescent, SE Asia and North Africa it would seem) about some sensibilities - us excepted of course.
     
  12. Not in your jimjams i hope 8O
     
  13. Not a f ucking chance.
     

  14. Or maybe that should read crackling thread? :wink: