Popstar hurt playing wendyball

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mr_Fingerz, Sep 8, 2013.

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

  2. You're obviously upset and weepy enough to waste an entire thread over it.

    You dripping flange.
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  3. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    You seem interested enough to post a reply you misbegotten pox-ridden sais cont.
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  4. Indeed. I wanted to see if you'd start blubbing over someone calling you a dripping flange.
  5. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Hardly blubbing. This is the interweb and the naafi after all.
  6. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Dripping makes much better chips.

    Mmmm... chips...
  7. "Following the incident, Agbonlahor was the target of death threats on Twitter from outraged One Direction fans."

    :omfg: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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  8. Fuck me....actually lost for words I am, that's a fucking first. What utter bollocks, who gives a fuck?
  9. I bet he's shitting it at the prospect of a kicking from 12 year old birds.
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  10. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Screaming pre-pubescent girls I would imagine.

    What surprises me is that the source article came from the Guardian. It must be dumbing down.
  11. Never could stand the Guardian anyway. Cunts.
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  13. Surely you mean improving?
  14. With a Celtic top on.... shame the c**t didn't self ignite!!
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