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Poppers- to sniff or not to sniff???

#1
Can anyone please tell me whether it is legal to inhale poppers or not within HMF? Do we get tested for them? Didn't used to. ;) I have just rejoined after being exposed to these delights, but don't obviously want to jeopardise my career. Bit worried as they don't seem to sell them in Anne Summers any more and I have an old bottle screaming "sniff me!" lol
 
#3
Gentlemensrelish said:
Can anyone please tell me whether it is legal to inhale poppers or not within HMF? Do we get tested for them? Didn't used to. ;) I have just rejoined after being exposed to these delights, but don't obviously want to jeopardise my career. Bit worried as they don't seem to sell them in Anne Summers any more and I have an old bottle screaming "sniff me!" lol
I take it you are good with colours?
 
#6
Gentlemensrelish said:
No, defo not a poof, straight girlie actually! Actually thought that having sex on poppers was doing it on bubble wrap once upon a time! lol
Ok post some picture of said act and we will let you know our view of the matter :D
 
#7
cbgramc said:
Gentlemensrelish said:
No, defo not a poof, straight girlie actually! Actually thought that having sex on poppers was doing it on bubble wrap once upon a time! lol
Ok post some picture of said act and we will let you know our view of the matter :D
How very rude! Use your oh so furtive imagination! lol
 
#9
Gentlemensrelish said:
No, defo not a poof, straight girlie actually! Actually thought that having sex on poppers was doing it on bubble wrap once upon a time! lol
If you're a sex pot then what you doing posting on a website at 2.30 in the morning ?

And before anyone asks I'm waiting for the Joe Calzaghe fight to come on
 
#11
Spanny said:
Gentlemensrelish said:
No, defo not a poof, straight girlie actually! Actually thought that having sex on poppers was doing it on bubble wrap once upon a time! lol
If you're a sex pot then what you doing posting on a website at 2.30 in the morning ?

And before anyone asks I'm waiting for the Joe Calzaghe fight to come on

Never professed to be actually Spanny, I'm a shift worker, but who says you have to be a sex pot 0900-1200? Bit predictable. like your routine do ya? ;)
 
#12
Nice one :D GR on the poppers thing stay away from it mate if you have to ask then you know it’s wrong. Is it worth the job just for a bit of bubble rap sex who am I kidding get snorting I’ll be round in 10 :hump: .


No seriously give it a miss
 
#15
Sniffed that once many moons ago when one of the lads shoved a bottle under my nose. Feck me did it give me a banging head!! If I want a headache like that I'll just listen to the missus, feck paying for it. :wink:
 
#16
You’re not supposed to sniff it.

You should leave the open bottle by the bed and fcuk, it increases blood flow a kind of liquid Viagra I guess.

If you want to abuse it dip a cigarette into the bottle (DO NOT LIGHT IT) and pull as if you were smoking, doing this does not stink out the club/pub and get you thrown off the premises.
 
#17
It was on part one orders a while ago that poppers are forbidden article to posses for hmf personnal .
Not sure if it shows up on cdt but really do you want to take the risk?
 

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