Pope Joke

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by B_AND_T, Feb 12, 2013.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    The Vatican are organising a leaving collection for the outgoing Pope.

    Donations can be made via Papal.
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  2. The mess Webley is in the usual drawer. You know what to do old chap.
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  3. I actually quite liked that.

  4. I see. Luckily there are 5 rounds left.
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    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    Four - I like it too.
  6. hotel_california

    hotel_california LE Book Reviewer

    Somebody carry the weapon and I'll go get the port (I liked it as well).
  7. By Christ! 2 rounds left and the stiffs are piling up - you'll be blocking the way to the kegs before long.
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  8. it made oi chuckle
  9. It made me laugh, too.
    Isn't there a mess SLR? I mean, .455 rounds are frightfully expensive and you can't expect a gentleman to top himself with a 9mm, it would be just too vulgar.
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    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    We've been caught out - we're going to need a Mess machine gun - 'be prepared' is a good maxim.
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  11. I really do think the best course of action would be everyone to stand in a circle singing the National Anthem. On reaching the second verse the senior rank will remove the pin and drop the 'pineapple'.
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Why? Are we making pizza.
  13. That should be "Toss a grenade" seeing as its pancake day - tosser.
  14. My dear B_AND_T old chap would you be so kind as to refrain from posting these spiffing chuckles, as the genteel folk here upon reading them seem intent on orfing themselves by any and apparent all means possible, the occasional loss of life is inevitable in these circumstances and can be put down to collateral damage, but my dear fellow, old soldiers orfing themselves in this manner is just not British don't you know.
  15. I see what you did there, very subtle