Pope Joke

#9
It made me laugh, too.
Isn't there a mess SLR? I mean, .455 rounds are frightfully expensive and you can't expect a gentleman to top himself with a 9mm, it would be just too vulgar.
 
#11
I really do think the best course of action would be everyone to stand in a circle singing the National Anthem. On reaching the second verse the senior rank will remove the pin and drop the 'pineapple'.
 
#14
The Vatican are organising a leaving collection for the outgoing Pope.

Donations can be made via Papal.
My dear B_AND_T old chap would you be so kind as to refrain from posting these spiffing chuckles, as the genteel folk here upon reading them seem intent on orfing themselves by any and apparent all means possible, the occasional loss of life is inevitable in these circumstances and can be put down to collateral damage, but my dear fellow, old soldiers orfing themselves in this manner is just not British don't you know.
 
#16
I say chaps what's happend to mess servants these days? One shooting oneself especially in a mass event is not on. What are we paying extra duty pay for?
 
#18
My dear B_AND_T old chap would you be so kind as to refrain from posting these spiffing chuckles, as the genteel folk here upon reading them seem intent on orfing themselves by any and apparent all means possible, the occasional loss of life is inevitable in these circumstances and can be put down to collateral damage, but my dear fellow, old soldiers orfing themselves in this manner is just not British don't you know.
More.s the shame given our Braid.
 
#20
A horse walked into a bar, the barman stopped polishing the glass in his hand and said,

'I'm sorry dobbin, we're doing Pope jokes this week.'
 

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