I am sure Her Majesty has Shaggy all over her iPod shuffle.
What a turgid pile of cak. But every cloud has a silver lining. Thanks to Zoe Ball I now know Anne-Marie is not singing "Chow on the horse, I'm done". That will no longer give me unhealthy images as I hoof down the motorway.
Damn, I missed it. Watching BBC News this morning, it seems Ed Balls, Harry Hill and Frank Skinner playing ‘When I’m cleaning Windows’ with something called The Eukelalie Orchestra was a highlight.
I won’t be rushing to I-player. The Duke of Edinburgh had the best gig, recovering at home from his hip operation.
God bless you Ma’am, having to put up with this luvvie shit.