Poor Little Orphan

#1
A little girl is crying at the edge of a cliff. A man walks up to her and asks.
"Why are you crying?"
"My daddy was in a car and he just drove it off the cliff," she sobs.
"There, there," says the man. "Where's mummy?"
"She was in the car, too", says the girl, "There's no one left to look after me."
"Well", says the man, undoing his belt and pulling down his trousers. "Looks like it's not your lucky day".
 

Latest Threads

New Posts