Poor Gordon...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by dave987, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the British diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for just £100.' The British diplomats go into a corner and discuss this for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.

    The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £100? With the
    money you save, you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the elderly.'

    The British diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'