poor boys deformed

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by doofy, Jan 13, 2009.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. His tackle for a start 8O
  2. It's amazing what you find when you Google an entirely innocent-sounding word.

    What word was it, incidentally?
  3. just googled the slowest person ever to run a BFT
  4. OK, who set up the video in my bathroom?
  5. Blimey. I wonder how it feels to know that no matter how ripped you are, you're never gonna be able to have penetrative sex again?* Must be one hell of bitch getting trousers to fit as well!

    *Except with the snail :D
  6. That lad could wank with a toilet seat.

    On a serious note, I reckon the blood required for him to do a one eyed salute would leave the rest of his body bone dry (forgive the pun).
  7. Reminds me of the Van Wilder film and the dog Ballsack...