poor boys deformed

His tackle for a start 8O
It's amazing what you find when you Google an entirely innocent-sounding word.

What word was it, incidentally?
Blimey. I wonder how it feels to know that no matter how ripped you are, you're never gonna be able to have penetrative sex again?* Must be one hell of bitch getting trousers to fit as well!

*Except with the snail :D
That lad could wank with a toilet seat.

On a serious note, I reckon the blood required for him to do a one eyed salute would leave the rest of his body bone dry (forgive the pun).

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