Poor box! My arrests

#1
So the C o E has about 5.5billion quid in investments, so when you religious freaks start putting your hard earned on the plate this Sunday......remember the poor will get fuck all.

But at least "God" will forgive your sins.......for a cost like!

Religion, one of the biggest cons......ever!

Ps it should be poor box my arrse but my auto spell does not like arrse!
 
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goatrutar

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#3
If people think that giving their hard earned cash to a creepy sex offender will please an invisible sky pixie and therefore avoid simply fading to black, they deserve to get fleeced.
 

sirbhp

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#6
yeah but only us cafolicks are going to heaven , you others are fucked .
 
#7
yeah but only us cafolicks are going to heaven , you others are fucked .
Ever thought that perhaps God being omni-everything that s/he might have thought of that one and has a seperate heaven for each of the various groupings?

Even one for the athestists where there is just nothing there and they can all go "told you so" for eternity!
 
#9
Seeing the Bish waving his economic clout about I'm expecting Sir Dickie Branson is on the blower to Dave lobbying for the ultimate pork fest. Freeing the failing CoE to the righteous ways of the market and rebranding as Virgin-Churches (a Mosque-U-Like partner) all for a small public subsidy. Think of all that lovely real estate and it would not be hard to transform all those likenesses of JC to resemble Sir Dickie, oh what fun.
 
#10
So the C o E has about 5.5billion quid in investments, so when you religious freaks start putting your hard earned on the plate this Sunday......remember the poor will get fuck all.

But at least "God" will forgive your sins.......for a cost like!

Religion, one of the biggest cons......ever!

Ps it should be poor box my arrse but my auto spell does not like arrse!
I like my current C of E banking and loan arrangements;

I sit in the last pew at the back.

When the collection plate passes me I donate a hand full of loose noisy pennies and take back a £20 note.

Beats WONGA every time.
 
#11
So the C o E has about 5.5billion quid in investments, so when you religious freaks start putting your hard earned on the plate this Sunday......remember the poor will get fuck all.

But at least "God" will forgive your sins.......for a cost like!

Religion, one of the biggest cons......ever!

Ps it should be poor box my arrse but my auto spell does not like arrse!
A large amount of this vast wealth is their pension fund, and unless the New Bish is from the school of Cap'n Bob Maxwell, he can't just give it away to the poor, needy etc. . . . Allegedly
 
#13
5.5 billion quid. Thats not a bad return on investment of two planks of wood and three nails
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And a stiff, don't forget the stiff
 
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goatrutar

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#16
OOPs on newsnight now. Not only have the C of E been inadvertantly investing in Wonga but also in arms deals and pornography.
Good business is where you find it...


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#17
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Good buisness not arf. The C of E are sitting on 5.5 billion whilst just up the road here they are pleading poverty and have the begging bowls out for Church repairs. Most of the congregation are OAP s who can least afford to donate but do. I feckin hate religion. Do as I say not as I do hypocrites.
 
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goatrutar

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#18
TBH, if I could get away with scamming people with a boring book and an invisible sky pixie I'd be doing it.
People who can't think for themselves are there to be preyed on.

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