Poooooooooooooor Piers!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by DozyBint, Sep 2, 2007.

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  1. Given the high esteem in which Piers Morgan is held by ARRSErs, when I saw this I thought that I'd share it:

    [align=center]Ouch! The moment Piers Morgan broke three ribs![/align]


    All together now: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


  2. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    Aw, poor beggar. I'm gutted.

    Only three ribs?

    And a quick edit to add that I hope it fcuking hurt.
  3. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Oops I mean awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :twisted:
  4. There was a report on the news about his surgery.

    Apparently it was a failure: He had an arrsehole transplant, but the arrsehole rejected him.

    Well done Dozy for posting this, it has raised my morale considerably!
  5. Well found that bint. Brightened up my morning that has.
  6. Like the credit card adverts say... priceless
  7. Well said BBR, you know how to brighten up a dull Sunday morning.
  8. Liverpool winning 6-0 AND a picture of that twat breaking three ribs? The way this weekend's going, this has to be the day that Blair takes a long walk with the mess Webley?
  9. It's my mission!

    Hi to Lucy and Alex!
  10. Shouldve been his spine, no wait he doesnt have one.

  11. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Nice one Dozy..If only he'd lost some teeth as well!
  12. :D Oh I am Gutted :D
  13. sneaky pavement, harming poor Piers like that

    never a nicer more caring man has walked the planet, for such a cruel thing to happen

    pity he didn't do any lasting damage to himself p)
  14. Well done Simon Cowell, asking people to make Piers Morgan laugh because it hurts him real bad.
  15. "You'd have to be an idiot to fall off, wouldn't you Mr President." It added: "If anyone can make a pig's ear of riding a sophisticated, self-balancing machine like this, Dubya can."

    Piers morgan 2003.


    Karma strikes again.