I am aware that pooh is an often discussed topic, but I am always fiercely proud of my anal offerings. I do enjoy sharing my sphincter produce with all and sundry. At work this morning around the usual time, I felt the regular stirrings in my lower parts, and took walk to the bog. After much huffing and puffing, I was able to produce a rather delightful three ring gasper, in the most awfully fetching shade of mocha. Now, at work I never flush, I am always eager to let the next person experience my art nouveau. In this case I decided to knock one off and let my spaff decorate the head of my turd like a blob of Starbucks cream on an ice cappachino (I don't drink that puffy shit, just making a comparison). Obviously this is something we have all done, and I am sure you know where this is going. The problem lies in wiping my bum, now, I have pooh'd, and carefully spread my spaff artistically on the head of the turd, but if I deposit my soiled two ply in the pan, my labour will be for naught as it will be hidden from sight. So, do I; a) Put my shit stained two ply in the hand towel trash can. b) Leave it lined up on the top of the tank. or c) I start work earlier than anyone else in the office, so should I hide it in someones desk draw? I am thinking of one cunt in particular.