Poofballers new Fluffer Toys

#2
Why, in the name of ARRSe, would a woman want to beat up her foof with a dildo named after a Chavballer?
If the plastic marvel were to be named after a manly sportsman I would understand, but soccer?
Or is it only the UK that recruits it's footballers from the ranks of weak, ugly, runts. And wonders why we always lose...
 
#3
Ladies, shun this rubbish from the sausage munchers. Get down to Anne Summers and ask for an Ancient Mariner™

It's made almost entirely of plastic
It's deeply wrinkled
It has a leathery exterior
It goes on and on
It makes obscene noises when turned on

Who could wish for more?
 

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