Poodle faker on Facebook

#1
My old battalion poodle faker has been at it again at the age of 46.

Little bastard spent most of his 20s trying to bed my girlfriends and would always wait until I was on ops to do it.
He would then be all smarm and sympathy and try to white ant the relationship.

I "friended" him on Facebook against my better judgment as I thought he would have got over it in middle age, but no, current girlfriend has had to move back to Brisbane for work and I'm stuck here in Darwin because of my job and my kid who is here.

Made the mistake of putting her departure on Facebook, and guess what? The bastard sent her a friend request as soon as plane left the ground.

The bugger has never changed.in the old days I used to organise for a mate to "have a word" with him, but seems a bit of an over reaction in middle age. Any thoughts?





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#6
My old battalion poodle faker has been at it again at the age of 46.

Little bastard spent most of his 20s trying to bed my girlfriends and would always wait until I was on ops to do it.
He would then be all smarm and sympathy and try to white ant the relationship.

I "friended" him on Facebook against my better judgment as I thought he would have got over it in middle age, but no, current girlfriend has had to move back to Brisbane for work and I'm stuck here in Darwin because of my job and my kid who is here.

Made the mistake of putting her departure on Facebook, and guess what? The bastard sent her a friend request as soon as plane left the ground.

The bugger has never changed.in the old days I used to organise for a mate to "have a word" with him, but seems a bit of an over reaction in middle age. Any thoughts?





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Have a word with the Cnut. A sharp word. Somewhere in the outback, and then if anyone asks, he did a Falconio and you ain't seen him.


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#7
Suggestions

Dont advertise your movements on facebook
Post of pics of this bint

and yes, whats a "poodle Faker" (Answered)
 
#9
If you're that far apart, it's over and she'll be getting it somewhere or other; would it bother you if it's his length in her rather than some other bloke's, whilst she's lying to you on the phone about how much she misses you?
 

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#12
[video=youtube_share;1EY7lYRneHc]http://youtu.be/1EY7lYRneHc[/video]

Chopper Reid has the solution
 
#14
Hire a van, a chainsaw and maybe if you want to do it properly, a wood chipper and kill him.

Maybe find a herd of pigs too....


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#16
Chib the walloper. Buckie bottles are perfect for this, I know a place in Melbourne that sells 'em. Full of course, which means you get a good slug of commotion lotion before you batter his swede in.

You know its the answer.
 
#18
Facebook? You deserve it for associating with those fucking wailing bed wetters.


Man up and chainsaw the bastard.
 

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