Polymorphous Perversity

#1
Okay.. I've been on this site enough to figure out that most of you are fixated with boobs and bums and a few, like Veg are fixated [ can't say I blame him ] on such attributes as Angelina's lips...but I wondered, as I peered into my beer, what else tickles your fancy?

Polymorphous Perversity or Total Body Sex: The capacity to derive sexual pleasure from any part of the body...c'mon let's here it from you foot fetishists, armpit lickers, kneecap huggers, etc... what ' other ' parts of the body turn your crank?

Surely there's some certain portion of anatomy that intrigues ...

and I don't want to hear about MDN's and Flashy's predelictions for Dasypygalism [ the desire for hairy buttocks ]

so let er rip about your escapades with the Valgus, Jumentous, Saprostomous, Anisognathous or just plain Spodogenous types...
 
#2
Errrmmm

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#4
translations:

Valgus: bow legged or knock kneed
Jumentous: having a strong animal smell
Saprostomous: having Bad breath
Anistognathous: Having upper and lower teeth that don't match
Spodogenous: pertaining to or due to the presence of ' waste ' matter...

what?? You a bunch of liripoops and twiddlepoops that need to be cornobbled before you'll reveal secrets of the fantasy boudoir??
 
#5
TAXI FOR 1
 
#7
For shame, the paucity of education that sees internet users not able to consult Samuel Johnson's catalogue of the English Language...

definitely someone needs to be cornobbled [ i.e. hit upside the head with a fish ]...
 
#8
Rocketeer mate, whatever it is you're drinking - I'll have two pints as well please!!
 
#10
Don't listen to them Rock, I'm with you mate.

After the buns and the baps, my favorite bit of a lady is the neck, especially the back of the neck, all soft and secretive and sweet smelling....

Damn, back in ten minutes...
 
#11
i'm with awol on that, hair carelessly brushed back ooooooooooer missus
 
#12
I like the neck also.

The neck of the Womb that is. Right up inside the snatch.
 
#15
Well - I didn't want to interject but I am impressed :D

The neck is an all-time-favourite-no-suggestion-barred green light for me. I have consume alki to the point where the body was capable of p1ssing it out neat and still kept one admirer at fists' length- literally. One lively Wetherspoons later, a furtive slurp on my neck and good night had my all! Of course - crafty's suggestion is a very close second but the first is more 'accessible'.

I may be the only one to say this but I have a thing for pubic hair - BJs without it feel odd, like somethings missing, no cushion perhaps.

Coats on :D
 
#16
only fair, since I started this, to say what sends shivers down my - er - spine, is long hair...the delicate touch and soft slide across exposed skin, the cascading effect as the head turns.. the feather-like movements across the... hold on... back in a bit....

um. always a sucker for those shampoo/conditioner commercials where the model shakes her head in slow motion and the hair flows like waves... er... excuse me, again....


um... ah.... he,he... [ ziiiiip ]

where was I?

oh, yes. long hair...
 
#17
ohhhhhh !!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! don't stop almost there....sh*te............tell me more
 
#18
i like eyes! There is something very horny about looking into a blokes eyes as he shoots his muck :)

edited to say "sorry i forgot you were talking about girls"
 
#19
dizzy_blonde said:
i like eyes! There is something very horny about looking into a blokes eyes as he shoots his muck :)

edited to say "sorry i forgot you were talking about girls"
In that case, I would love to make you horny by allowing you to look into my eyes while performing 'the deed'.
 
#20
The curve of a calf muscle, while the foot is pointed.
The hollow of the neck behind the ear.
A little pointy uppy nose.
The inverted rigde in the small of the back
the clavicle
the cervix
 

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