Poloroid stolen from Edinburgh bar. Belonged to Tracy Emin

#1
A poloroid of Tracy Emin in some sort of "provocative" pose was robbed from a bar.

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The important qeustion now remains....

Should the other nine be binned?

And

Does anyone really give a sh1t?
 
#3
Over rated weirdo, IMHO. Needs good councilling or at the very least, a bat round the back of her head - never know, might fix one or two of the loose screws...
 
#4
The artist, a retrospective of whose work opened this month at the Scottish National Gallery of Modern Art in Edinburgh,
The trouble this woman will go to for publicity is rather sad.....
 
#7
Tracey Emin? Provocative pose?

The only pose that Tracey Emin could adopt that would be the least bit attractive to me would look something like:
 

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Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:


one serious ugly fcuker :pukel: :puker:
She should be jailed for having the most unpleasant eyebrows I've ever seen...I bet she has to shave a gap in the middle.

Rodney2q
 
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Rodney2q said:
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:


one serious ugly fcuker :pukel: :puker:
She should be jailed for having the most unpleasant eyebrows I've ever seen...I bet she has to shave a gap in the middle.

Rodney2q
I can't believe that's the only thing she needs to shave a gap in the middle of, either. She's such a minger I bet she has a clopper like John Darwin's back garden. 8O
 
#13


Hose her down, dip her head in a bucket of pitch, and you'd have a passable plaything.
 
#14
Looks like Amy Crackhouse on one of her bad days

Nice of nature to present us with a target
 

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#15
Celebrities in attendance — who for legal reasons we should point out are above suspicion of either theft or inebriation — included Roy Walker, formerly of Catchphrase

Anyone else get a horrible visual image of Roy Walker whacking one off to the photo?

Just me? I think I'll throw up now...put me right off my lunch...

:roll: :oops:
 
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Gubmint_Agent said:
Rodney2q said:
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:


one serious ugly fcuker :pukel: :puker:
She should be jailed for having the most unpleasant eyebrows I've ever seen...I bet she has to shave a gap in the middle.

Rodney2q
I can't believe that's the only thing she needs to shave a gap in the middle of, either. She's such a minger I bet she has a clopper like John Darwin's back garden. 8O
Or a Yaks
 

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#17
Wishful thinking me thinks.

Is she Ronnie Wood's love child?
 
#19
Poor Tracy, she's a very misunderstood little sausage. The shocking thing is that I have bedded far, far worse moosage than her. I think I've just invented a word. 8O
 

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