Poloroid stolen from Edinburgh bar. Belonged to Tracy Emin

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  1. A poloroid of Tracy Emin in some sort of "provocative" pose was robbed from a bar.

    More here

    The important qeustion now remains....

    Should the other nine be binned?


    Does anyone really give a sh1t?
  2. she is one fcuking moose!!!
  3. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    Over rated weirdo, IMHO. Needs good councilling or at the very least, a bat round the back of her head - never know, might fix one or two of the loose screws...
  4. The trouble this woman will go to for publicity is rather sad.....
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    one serious ugly fcuker :pukel: :puker:
  6. Tracey Emin? Provocative pose?

    The only pose that Tracey Emin could adopt that would be the least bit attractive to me would look something like:

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    I have shagged some mooses in my time but there is NO way i could ever do this!!
    :puker: :pukel: :puker: :pukel: :pukel: :puker: :pukel: :puker: :pukel: :puker: :pukel: :puker: :pukel:
  8. She should be jailed for having the most unpleasant eyebrows I've ever seen...I bet she has to shave a gap in the middle.

  9. One for the "face I'd love to punch" thread
  10. I can't believe that's the only thing she needs to shave a gap in the middle of, either. She's such a minger I bet she has a clopper like John Darwin's back garden. 8O
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    Hose her down, dip her head in a bucket of pitch, and you'd have a passable plaything.
  12. Looks like Amy Crackhouse on one of her bad days

    Nice of nature to present us with a target

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  13. Celebrities in attendance — who for legal reasons we should point out are above suspicion of either theft or inebriation — included Roy Walker, formerly of Catchphrase

    Anyone else get a horrible visual image of Roy Walker whacking one off to the photo?

    Just me? I think I'll throw up now...put me right off my lunch...

    :roll: :oops: