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i was chatting to a girl in a club, she said " do you fancy coming back to mine, cos I've got a pussy the size of a polo".
After a couple more drinks, we headed back to her place. we got inside her flat and I pulled her knickers down and gasped. she said " surprised" I said " totally, when you said your pussy was the size of a polo, I thought you meant the mint, not the bloody hatchback car".

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