POLL - Should I Poke MY Niece?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BanjoBill, Oct 26, 2009.

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  1. Get Her Poked

    14.4%
  2. Only if she’s a looker

    12.4%
  3. Yes and post piccies

    55.7%
  4. You know she wants it

    4.1%
  5. Poke her anyway

    2.1%
  6. Keep your grotty fingers away

    11.3%

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  1. She’s well over 18, just added her as a friend on Facebook, then I was asked by the complicator thingy - if i’d like to poke her. I can see the merits, she’s not direct bloodline... I’m just not sure if it’s ethical or not.
    :p
     
  2. I recollect a "should I poke my aunt?" thread a few years ago.

    Another sign that we're getting older I suppose.
     
  3. I volunteer to ram one up her first and then tell you if its worth it or not. :wink:
     
  4. I poked my mother
     
  5. I say go for it, if the missus or anybody else finds out plead ignorance.
     
  6. i poked myself!!!! :(
     
  7. That we have got to have piccies of
     
  8. In order to process your request for opinions, we need further evidence.

    Link?

    Piccies?
     
  9. I said your talent wasn't an obvious one. :wink:
     
  10. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    If you live in the Fens then it's obligatory.
     
  11. Hello Oedipus!
     
  12. Got to be done, you know it has. But don't come running to us if she's a crap shag!
     
  13. Piccies on here first then link to FB, you know it makes sense ;)
     
  14. So did I. Your mum that is not mine.
     

  15. Ethical? What the f**k has that got to do with anything?
    He who hesitates is lost. :D

    I see from the results that most Arrsers want the piccies.

    Tsk Tsk know you all no shame?



    A video would of course be much better.