Politics explained

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  1. A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
    Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the
    family, so call me The Prime Minister.

    Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
    We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
    The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother,we will call him the Future.

    Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes
    off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he
    hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
    He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see's his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' The father says, 'Good,
    son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all

    The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and
    the Future is in deep sh1t.'
  2. how are little dits like this supposed to be spread if 'godo old bit of cut'n'paste' isnt allowed.
    at no point did he say he was the originator of the joke.
    your just in a bad mood.