Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by phil245, Feb 9, 2011.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.

    The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate.

    He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few days later, the local police came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer said he had buried them.

    The policeman asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
  2. POLITICS (def)
    Poli from the greek = many
    Ticks (bloodsucking insects)
    Now we have it.