Politicians you'd shag?

RBMK

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I've done a lot worse than the shapely Liz Kendall
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I've done a lot worse than the shapely Liz Kendall

I'm sure you've also probably done worse than Susan Boyle - but that's another story for another day!
 
Has anyone complied a list of those that they would hate f***?

Those whose sexual attractiveness is borderline non-existent but who would deserve to be strapped down, ball gag applied and reamed out with a cocksleeve/strap-on from Bad Dragon - or one moulded from Dredd’s appendage?

All whilst being laid on with a riding crop, tawse, flogger or rolled up copy of the Guardian/Daily Telegraph (as appropriate)?

(If you don’t know who Dredd is he is a lovely bloke, check out the ‘interview’ he did with Peri Piper. NSFW obviously).
 
Has anyone complied a list of those that they would hate f***?

Those whose sexual attractiveness is borderline non-existent but who would deserve to be strapped down, ball gag applied and reamed out with a cocksleeve/strap-on from Bad Dragon - or one moulded from Dredd’s appendage?

All whilst being laid on with a riding crop, tawse, flogger or rolled up copy of the Guardian/Daily Telegraph (as appropriate)?

(If you don’t know who Dredd is he is a lovely bloke, check out the ‘interview’ he did with Peri Piper. NSFW obviously).
Have you thought about getting help...
 

RBMK

LE
Book Reviewer
I'm sure you've also probably done worse than Susan Boyle - but that's another story for another day!
I'm pleased to say that I haven't.

That's a side effect of being able to hold my booze and not liking ugly birds. They don't have to be gorgeous, but do have to be presentable.

I've never done anything remotely near as ugly as the fragrant Diane Flabbott either.
 
I am thinking of starting the list with Gina Miller.

And by that do you mean someone to help me with the tie down points? Probably not...
I think if you get her on her back she'll be stuck there....
 

Fang_Farrier

LE
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Has anyone complied a list of those that they would hate f***?

Those whose sexual attractiveness is borderline non-existent but who would deserve to be strapped down, ball gag applied and reamed out with a cocksleeve/strap-on from Bad Dragon - or one moulded from Dredd’s appendage?

All whilst being laid on with a riding crop, tawse, flogger or rolled up copy of the Guardian/Daily Telegraph (as appropriate)?

(If you don’t know who Dredd is he is a lovely bloke, check out the ‘interview’ he did with Peri Piper. NSFW obviously).


You've not visited the Scottish Politics thread then?
 
Does she only have green shoes? :D
At least they are matching pairs.

Not all female Labour MPs can manage that.
 
I was in two minds about whether this one belonged in the Cosplayer thread, but since she's an elected legislator to the Taiwan parliament, why not here?

Lai Pin-Yu.

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None too shabby in mufti, either.

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