Politicians you'd shag?

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  1. Sarah Palin would be a given,but surely there must be some other
    fuckable pollies out there.
    I'll start with our pm and New Zealands former pm (shudder)


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  2. david cameron.with a fucking hammer.
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  3. John Prescott.
  4. Boris Johnson cos his cum face would be a hoot!

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  5. None, they're boring twats the lot of them.
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  6. Yulia Tymoshenko

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  7. Yawn!!! it's been done before, but then so has italy's Maria Carfagna....

  8. All of them preferably with the spiky end of a pineapple and an umbrella!!
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  9. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Rachida Dati from France.

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  10. I'd like to look at the Palace of Westminster from 15000ft with bomb doors open. That would fuck the lot of them.
    Or perhaps individually with the Georgi Markov umbrella whilst they were filling out their expenses claims..........
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  11. None of them, those wench politicians probably have sharp teeth in their cunts.
  12. Yes it's been done before.

    So...I'd like to fuck the mouth of that shitfaced lump of foreskin cheese Ed Balls.

    With a Ball Peen Hammer.
  13. I wouldn't mind throwing one up Caroline Flint's pineapple fritter..............

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  14. had to put this in to make up for the first 2 pics.


    just blew in my tweeds
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