Politically Incorrect Olympic Sports

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Blade-Runner, Aug 7, 2012.

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  1. Just watched the 100m hurdles..... Made me think..... What would make this a politically incorrect event....

    'The 100m hurdles using midgets instead!

    Im sure you Arrsers will have a few ideas of politically incorrect Olympic sports!
     
  2. I want wanking to be an event. I might win something.
     
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  3. Shot put... but throwing midgets.
     
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  4. There's some stiff competition here.
     
  5. Javelin... but throwing midgets.
     
  6. What, by coming first or would this be a new idea with coming last winning?
     
  7. hammer... but throwing midgets.
     
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  8. If you add midgets it really isn't hard to find ideas.

    Jarrods is a hard idea t follow.
     
  9. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Jousting... with midgets on Shetland ponies.

    Dammit, you're right.
     
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  10. Water Polo................with midgets that can't swim ;-)
     
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  11. Wheelchair wrestling!
     
  12. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    phht no imagination some people!


    Dwarf tossing (off) with midgets. its a win/win
     
  13. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Rolling turds in glitter.
     
  14. 3000 litre steeplechase

    Freestyle tattooing

    Cross-dressage

    Polak vault
     
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  15. Quadriplegic water-polo.

    Fencing for Scousers. They'll not get the best price but at least the goods won't be traced back to them.

    Three-Day Eventing, the alcoholic's version.

    If it's been sent from my HTC Sensation using Tapatalk then I'm probably pissed.
     
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