Politically Correct Seasonal Message to all Members

#1
Please accept, with no obligation, implied or inferred, my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
or secular practices of your choice, with respect to the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all.

Also a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year of 2006, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great
(not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country), and
without regard to the race, creed, gender, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the wish.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting
is subject to clarification or withdrawal at any time. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise or obligation on behalf of the wisher to implement any of the
wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law. It is
revocable by the wisher.

The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first. Warranty is limited to the replacement of this wish, or issuance of a wish, at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Other than that, have a good one.

Rumrunner :lol:
 
#2
When you say "have a good one" what do you mean. By implication I detect a tastless sexual undertone to "having one". Or indeed a less than subtle toilet reference.

I am really quite offended and as such I am going to sue the arrse of you for feckin up my CHRISTMAS

Deck your balls with bows of holly La La La La Laaaaa La l'la laaaaaa
 
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