Political quiz.

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  1. Q: What's the difference between Bernard Madoff and Gordon Brown?

    A: One has drained fortunes from gullible victims, plundering their income and savings to create an illusion of prosperity. The other is going to jail.

    Jeff Randall,Daily Telegraph.
  2. Agreed. No quibble even, with that statement, no quibble at all!
  3. Also, Bernard has never swamped in public. Well, not until his lawyer told him that he's facing 150 years in jail.
  4. They also have the common trait of turning everything they touch into sh1t. E.g

    "In his speech last Friday to Labour's Scottish conference in Dundee, Gordon made a toe-curling and very laboured joke:

    "As you know I'm not long back from Washington DC and I said the people there that I couldn't stay long because I was off to Dundee, They asked, Dundee Michigan, Dundee Illinois or Dundee Oregon? I said the original Dundee. They asked what state was it in? It's in a great state, I replied. It's got a Labour council."

    Not now it hasn't. In a council by-election held yesterday and counted today, Labour lost control of the council. "

  5. Friday the 13th

    In my opinion the post quoted above is the MOST SPLENDID AND WONDERFUL EVER POSTED.

    Thank you, thank you dear voters of Dundee! Thank you, thank you!