I no longer live in the UK.
But my local, surprisingly detailed, census includes the following:
Everyone speaks one of the three main national languages in public. The rogue language spoken at home, by one family only, is Polish.
The major ethnic descents are Scottish, English, French, Mi'kmaq, Dutch, Welsh, and Polish.
Nobody has a social science degree (yay!). The degrees held are Engineering, Business, and Education, in that order.
We have, as best as I can gather, no crime.
No, really, not one.
Religion is very diverse. When I arrived here, I passed 11 churches before I found a repeat. Nobody talks about religion.
Nobody talks about sex either.
In the last 5 years, there have been no suicides. This may extend back forever. So, maybe the unacknowledged are unhappy, but they ain't topping themselves.
I
am the UK Armed Forces Veteran

I am referred to locally as "Our military man". I joke that my only skill is shooting down the Russian Air Force. Recently, people have started to respond "That could come in handy again"