Policewoman sues man who called 999 during suspected burglary after tripping over ker

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  1. PC Kelly Jones is seeking thousands in damages, claiming the garage owner failed to keep her safe.

    ******* useless ****. Should have looked where she was going, great powers of observation for a copper. The compensation culture has gone way too far.



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  2. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    why not sue the maker of the clown shoes she was obviously wearing - is vorderman suing the maker of that wall she face planted?
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  3. Is she fit?
  4. I got invalid URL off the link........... do I need penicillin?
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  5. Definitely ******* not! Fat and ugly to boot. Falling on her face might actually improve her looks a bit and definitely cut down on the visits to Greggs. Looks like a scum estate chav from that picture.
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  6. Depends on your taste. Or your spelling.

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  7. I do hope you know its not April the 1st yet...

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  8. Two points; surely the police should have kept her safe by not sending her out in the dark and why do the police always send their best athletes to investigate a burglary? Take it she couldn't see where her feet were due to her waistline being in the way!!!
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  9. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Was she trained by Kent Police?
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  10. Fat fugly **** should be euthanised.

    Can't believe the Police are so desperate for numbers that they let oxygen thieves like this through the doors.

    Whoever let her in should be disciplined and then made to put his mistake right by issuing her with 1 x 7.62 straight into the middle of her minging fizzog.
  11. Don´t be silly it was after the hours of darkness,and anyone who saw her by torchlight would be able to sue her for scaring the bejesus out of them :policeflat:
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  12. Is that a SPAR???

    ******* hell that is nostalgic, Ive been away from the motherland for 5 years and I still recall the smell of a spar, composting week old vegetables...
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  13. It being Norfolk are they brother and sister as well as partners? There is a distinct resemblance in build etc.
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