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Police using text speak now...

#1
...in order to communicate with little chav inbreds granted but are they sinking to their level? Teachers have a hard enough time as it trying to get the darlings to learn anything, let alone English, so is this really a good step? It's one thing having the pikey cnuts defiling the English language but a line should be drawn when a uniformed service starts to use it. I admit I'm one of those people who would vote for a chav cull so I am naturally biased but I find aspects of chav culture an abomination. I am aware that the Police have a tough job keeping these vermin under control but I would suggest that this is a poor reflection of our society. Thoughts?

Daily Mail article here
 
#4
O i c, i fink ne 1 txtin like dat shud b shot m8, let alon da bil. y r u so anti txt lingo m8 l8rs.

Only joking with you mate, i know exactly what you mean, i have the same problem when my kids text me (no, their NOT chavs ) i cant stand chavs either.
 
#5
It sounds disgraceful in the way in which children of today use the terminology in which they do

B ut in my own oppinion, I think at least the police are trying to communicate with these youths.

the problem being sometimes is , you have to use different measures to communicate with the youth's of today as most of the time the youths response is totally disgraceful.
 
#7
The Lord Flasheart said:
Any chance of the odd bit of punctuation, pentwyn? Reading your posts is akin to having laser eye surgery with a Light Sabre at the best of times.
I never you you were a english teacher
 
#8
pentwyn said:
It sounds really bad txt with the young youths in the way that they speak but at least some one is getting off there backsides and trying to communicate with these youths because most of the time when you try and speak to young kids that all you recieve back is a mouth full of cheek
You sound remarkably like one of said "young youths" - have you been on the chav txt spk course too?
 
#10
pentwyn said:
The Lord Flasheart said:
Any chance of the odd bit of punctuation, pentwyn? Reading your posts is akin to having laser eye surgery with a Light Sabre at the best of times.
Sorry MOD i will try and think before i write next time
We appreciate it's an effort, but do try :lol:
 
#11
pentwyn said:
It sounds really bad txt with the young youths in the way that they speak but at least some one is getting off there backsides and trying to communicate with these youths because most of the time when you try and speak to young kids that all you recieve back is a mouth full of cheek
Yeah but no, but yeah, but no......
 
#14
dog_soldier said:
pentwyn said:
It sounds really bad txt with the young youths in the way that they speak but at least some one is getting off there backsides and trying to communicate with these youths because most of the time when you try and speak to young kids that all you recieve back is a mouth full of cheek
You sound remarkably like one of said "young youths" - have you been on the chav txt spk course too?
Sorry i am dyslexic , i will try and write proper queen's english
 
#15
pentwyn said:
dog_soldier said:
pentwyn said:
It sounds really bad txt with the young youths in the way that they speak but at least some one is getting off there backsides and trying to communicate with these youths because most of the time when you try and speak to young kids that all you recieve back is a mouth full of cheek
You sound remarkably like one of said "young youths" - have you been on the chav txt spk course too?
Sorry i am dyslexic , i will try and write proper queen's english
Have you actually been professionally diagnosed?

Dyslexia is becoming the standard excuse for illiterate, uneducated and generally thick chavs everywhere.
 
#16
Gonzo said:
pentwyn said:
dog_soldier said:
pentwyn said:
It sounds really bad txt with the young youths in the way that they speak but at least some one is getting off there backsides and trying to communicate with these youths because most of the time when you try and speak to young kids that all you recieve back is a mouth full of cheek
You sound remarkably like one of said "young youths" - have you been on the chav txt spk course too?
Sorry i am dyslexic , i will try and write proper queen's english
Have you actually been professionally diagnosed?

Dyslexia is becoming the standard excuse for illiterate, uneducated and generally thick chavs everywhere.
In response to your question , yes i have been professionally diagnosed dyslexic by a private education psycologist while at uni reading for my degree .
 
#19
Gonzo said:
Pentwyn,

I don't believe you. I've read a lot of your posts and your only problem is that you're as thick as f*ck.
In response to your answer GONZO i hope you have the professional qualifications to give a professional opinion
 
#20
pentwyn said:
Gonzo said:
Pentwyn,

I don't believe you. I've read a lot of your posts and your only problem is that you're as thick as f*ck.
In response to your answer GONZO i hope you have the professional qualifications to give a professional opinion
How about we just form an opinion on the useless drivel you spout and take it from there?

Window licker!
 

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