Police Understatement

Not to be too morbid, but I should think that's a fairly effective way of disposing of body parts - scattered around the country in various types of luggage. A leg in a holdall in Hertfordshire, perhaps some fingers in a handbag in Bath, some teeth in a wallet under a bench in Swansea and a spleen in Tesco's carrier bag in Reading.
 

Bugsy

LE
I love this bit:

We would especially like to hear from anyone who has a friend, relative or acquaintance missing a leg that may fit the above description.

MsG
 

Miner

ADC
If they've got the entire leg, surely they have the foot as well.
So why say his shoe size is between a 7 & a 9?
Surely they can be a bit more definate.
 

Pielover

Old-Salt
They could have taken the leg into any shoeshop to get the foot measured. Your average Brantano shop mong probably wouldn't notice that the leg was unattached!
 

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