Police Understatement

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by RABC, Mar 27, 2009.

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    I think that was the least of his problems
  2. Not to be too morbid, but I should think that's a fairly effective way of disposing of body parts - scattered around the country in various types of luggage. A leg in a holdall in Hertfordshire, perhaps some fingers in a handbag in Bath, some teeth in a wallet under a bench in Swansea and a spleen in Tesco's carrier bag in Reading.
  3. I love this bit:

  4. If they've got the entire leg, surely they have the foot as well.
    So why say his shoe size is between a 7 & a 9?
    Surely they can be a bit more definate.
  5. They could have taken the leg into any shoeshop to get the foot measured. Your average Brantano shop mong probably wouldn't notice that the leg was unattached!
  6. Maybe the toes were removed.
  7. Or the shoe was.
    The cunning swine!
  8. Brilliant!