Police 'uncover' nonce ring

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by GrumbleWeed, Mar 16, 2011.

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  1. You mean the word 'ring' is that what caught the buggers?
  2. Done already...........
  3. Told you to put your hard drive in the microwave....
  4. Did that, they pinched me at the airport........apparently the 2 year olds shit on my cock is enough to prosecute????!
  5. I've got 3 year old shit on my cock but that's cos I'm a chatty bastard.
  6. It all tastes the same...
  7. That's another law abiding citizen off inside just like poor pete Sutcliffe it's so very wrong.
  8. Like when you were a kid and got at ya dads scotch. It tastes all the better for knowing you shouldn't.

    If god doesn't want us shagging kids why'd he make them so weak?
  9. and sexy??
  10. Teenage boys can be a bit of a handful.
  11. Proof of intelligent design - the front teeth fall out first.
  12. and no need to shave them either. Thankfully they grow pubes well after their "use by" date.
  13. Also come in handy sizes. You can get one or two kids, a shovel and a bag of quicklime in the boot of an average family saloon.

  14. Steady on you wasteful cunt.