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Police Statements

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by buggrit, Aug 15, 2011.

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  1. Metropolitan Police: We have it under control and arrests are being made to control the situation.

    Strathclyde Police: Ah swear tae fuck! Oany of you wee arseholes even hink aboot it, am gonna kick yer heids in! If you even say the word riot, am gonna set aboot ye wi a hawf brick. And I'll tell yer Da!