POLICE SEND GIRL TO BED.

#1
Reading in the Mail this morning, the plods assisted a couple to put their 8 year-old to bed. FFS, 2 constables are now needed by Joe Public to get their kid to bed and sleeping at a total cost, no doubt, of brazilians of quid. :evil:

There's a couple of nice young bints I need a help with in bedding (not 8 year-olds though!) Do you think Plod would come down and help me out? 8)
 
#5
Bat_Crab said:
Maybe they're practicing for looking after the latest batch of Community Support Officers.
BC

You swine .. now the secret's out! :D :D :D
 
#7
Bet they had to CS spray the kid, beat the living fcuk out of her with extendable batons and slap the cuffs on before they could get her into bed.
 
#8
Oh well, suppose it makes a change from taking them to bed as was last weeks news :lol:
 
#9
The point being no matter what the police do today they will get criticized no matter what they do trying to help Joe public
 
#10
Oh_Bollox said:
Bet they had to CS spray the kid, beat the living fcuk out of her with extendable batons and slap the cuffs on
Any chance they could do the same to my ex-frau? I'm quite happy to help. They could even get an armed response unit to take her down too, if they like (PLEASE!!!) :twisted:
 
#12
scarletto said:
Man and two sons battered, no cops
kid wont go to bed two cops

And the Police say they need our support...bollox
You think the two bobbies wanted to be at that job or do you think 'The Voice of Zero' told them to do it.

Don't give the bobby a hard time for doing as he/she is told. Tonight i saw no less than 15 Police Vehicles in hot pursuit of a Vauxhall Vectra on the East Lancashire Road. Waste of staffing. Too right. However I bet everyone involved were just doing as they were told.
 

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