Police release picture of sex attacker dressed as a pirate

#2
The victim, who is in her 40s, met the man in Morecambe's Coast nightclub on New Year's Eve before later being attacked in a town centre house.
Call me cynical but that translates into 'took him home for a shag, hubby found out and now claiming rape' dirty scutter.
 
#4
Aa-aargh, she probably cried off when she saw the size of his hook
 
#7
Ord_Sgt said:
The victim, who is in her 40s, met the man in Morecambe's Coast nightclub on New Year's Eve before later being attacked in a town centre house.
Call me cynical but that translates into 'took him home for a shag, hubby found out and now claiming rape' dirty scutter.
You've been to Morecambe too? :)

Maybe she shivered her timbers as she had a go on his peg leg?
 
#9
he was hard of hearing,, he guessed she had said touch me on my black spot :)
 
#10
sorry mark your post was not here when i posted :(
 
#14
"I would like to stress that incidents like this are very rare and that we are doing all we can to trace the man who carried out this attack."


Yep not every day you get sexually molested by a pirate - unless of course you live in Somalia
 
#15
Theres worse things to be molested by, and that you'd need counselling for.

Could have been dressed up as a member of the RAF reg instead! :D
 
#16
Could have been a lot worse...he could have been dressed as a clown...

Oh God no, just when the thoughts of clown porn (google it, I dare you) are passing I do this to myself!
 
#17
The victim has been left extremely traumatised
I'm not surprised, being attacked by a Tina Turner wig would traumatise anyone 8O
 
#18
Cuddles said:
Could have been a lot worse...he could have been dressed as a clown...

Oh God no, just when the thoughts of clown porn (google it, I dare you) are passing I do this to myself!
...Cuddles, you utter, utter bastard. :x
 
#19
Cuddles said:
Could have been a lot worse...he could have been dressed as a clown...

Oh God no, just when the thoughts of clown porn (google it, I dare you) are passing I do this to myself!
Well I always thought the 'You owe me a new keyboard because I've just spat my coffee out all over mine' was a load of old bollocks but that comment daring us to google clown porn actually did it for me.Yes, really! You barstard. I missed the keyboard but have just finished mopping the laminate floor. Twat! :D
 
#20
Squiggers said:
Cuddles said:
Could have been a lot worse...he could have been dressed as a clown...

Oh God no, just when the thoughts of clown porn (google it, I dare you) are passing I do this to myself!
...Cuddles, you utter, utter bastard. :x
sssh, he'll set fred the wonder chicken on you
 

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