Police release picture of sex attacker dressed as a pirate

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  1. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Call me cynical but that translates into 'took him home for a shag, hubby found out and now claiming rape' dirty scutter.
  2. Did his parrot on his shoulder have a go as well?
  3. Aa-aargh, she probably cried off when she saw the size of his hook
  4. Did he have a long john?
  5. That's terrible, although I heard he did bury his treasure! :lol:
  6. You've been to Morecambe too? :)

    Maybe she shivered her timbers as she had a go on his peg leg?
  7. She wouldn't have complained but he gave her the black spot as he tore open her doubloon.
  8. he was hard of hearing,, he guessed she had said touch me on my black spot :)
  9. sorry mark your post was not here when i posted :(
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  11. Did she have to kiss his hardy?
  13. "I would like to stress that incidents like this are very rare and that we are doing all we can to trace the man who carried out this attack."

    Yep not every day you get sexually molested by a pirate - unless of course you live in Somalia
  14. Theres worse things to be molested by, and that you'd need counselling for.

    Could have been dressed up as a member of the RAF reg instead! :D