Police Protection Officers

Our masters must have their Praetorian Guard.

Makes them feel important.
Our masters must have their Praetorian Guard, it gets them in the VIP lounge and first class carriages at public expense. (Andrew's Prot is always an Inspector because the 1st Class cabin is 'officers country')

Back benchers are also not above instigating fake death threats in order to have a prot to parade as their 'tame monkey' before their peers.
 

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Our masters must have their Praetorian Guard, it gets them in the VIP lounge and first class carriages at public expense. (Andrew's Prot is always an Inspector because the 1st Class cabin is 'officers country')

Back benchers are also not above instigating fake death threats in order to have a prot to parade as their 'tame monkey' before their peers.

If that's discovered to be the case could they not be given a PCSO escort as an amusing reminder of their actual rather than imagined importance?
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If that's discovered to be the case could they not be given a PCSO escort as an amusing reminder of their actual rather than imagined importance?
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Why use PCSO when blubber is seen as 'Diversity' in all areas
 
Our masters must have their Praetorian Guard, it gets them in the VIP lounge and first class carriages at public expense. (Andrew's Prot is always an Inspector because the 1st Class cabin is 'officers country')

Back benchers are also not above instigating fake death threats in order to have a prot to parade as their 'tame monkey' before their peers.

Inspectors know better, well known that.

(We used to refer to the Sgt's exam as the "half-lobotomy" and the Guvnor's the "full lobotomy").

Still direct entry has totally devalued both rank and experience; so who cares.

SO14 as I knew it was chuckled about and viewed as stuck up by other Prot officers, but then I used to lurk with the ginger-haired stepchildren of the police who were hated by everyone.
 
Our masters must have their Praetorian Guard, it gets them in the VIP lounge and first class carriages at public expense. (Andrew's Prot is always an Inspector because the 1st Class cabin is 'officers country')

Back benchers are also not above instigating fake death threats in order to have a prot to parade as their 'tame monkey' before their peers.

They should remember that the original Praetorian Guard was not adverse to killing their own Principal if he became too much of a bloody liability. Or they were made a better offer by the next guy in line. ;)
 
Inspectors know better, well known that.

(We used to refer to the Sgt's exam as the "half-lobotomy" and the Guvnor's the "full lobotomy").

Still direct entry has totally devalued both rank and experience; so who cares.

SO14 as I knew it was chuckled about and viewed as stuck up by other Prot officers, but then I used to lurk with the ginger-haired stepchildren of the police who were hated by everyone.

In his book, Tony Long recounts attending a briefing for potential transfers into SO14. He walked out in disgust when the officer giving the briefing compared SO14 Protection Officers to James Bond.
 
In his book, Tony Long recounts attending a briefing for potential transfers into SO14. He walked out in disgust when the officer giving the briefing compared SO14 Protection Officers to James Bond.

SO19 officers were able to find a pen or write something down?

Wonders never cease.

Or did they just get on the radio and ask for "a local author to deal please?"
 
They should remember that the original Praetorian Guard was not adverse to killing their own Principal if he became too much of a bloody liability. Or they were made a better offer by the next guy in line. ;)
I was once told, by a source who was known to be reliable, that the closest parallel to that was the prot team for a cabinet minister in the 80s turning up in the commissioners office and informing him that unless something was done about their principle they were going to the press, which still is a sackable offence in the regulations.
Phone call to Maggie and cabinet shuffle followed not that long after.
 
What Traffic?. I only knew them as 'Black Rats' or in more diverse times as just 'Rats' Being a ginger rat must have invoked a deep hatred of society in them.

A seat cover, **** off!
 
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