Police in Texas have found a badly burnt penis...

msr

LE
...hanging in a tree.

Police spokesman said they suspect it to be a shuttlecock.
 

msr

LE
Perhaps it was part of the under-carriage....
 
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ex-dvr

Guest
I don't believe it! it must be all cock and no (balls) bull
 
Could have bee caused by a faulty fuel bollock on this fine vessel ;D ;D
 
Should have given more thought to the re-entry?
 

El_Pato

Old-Salt
Everyone knows that you shouldn't go for the difficult entry angles unless your protection is perfect! :-X
 

maxi

Clanker
Quite possibly, maybe should have blown the tubes first. Still, they gave it their best shot, must have been a melting moment.
 

maxi

Clanker
It must be, there's a lot of tackle lying around, near Cheese Ridge.
 

ging-gwar

Old-Salt
President Bush after been told about the Shuttle accident decides to ring superman-
George BusH :Superman why did you not save the lives of our brave spaceman? you could have easily done this small task!
Superman: President Bush i'm in a fucking wheelchair!
 

digimon

Clanker
Good job it didn't land on the vicar.

It would have been bad to bash the bishop ;D
 

maxi

Clanker
or in the zoo, animal cruelty to spank the monkey or choke the gopher.
 
Was too busy burping the worm to notice ;D
 

maxi

Clanker
oh gawd..well in that case, how about the gentle art of fishing for zipper trout, or maybe teasing the crabs?
 

maxi

Clanker
Mighty, i thought you'd be teaching your dog to spit......not messing about with a little wriggler.
 
The wriggler is more of a constrictor.........

But its been nowhere near the dog ;D
 

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