Police in Texas have found a badly burnt penis...

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by msr, Feb 4, 2003.

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  1. msr

    msr LE

    ...hanging in a tree.

    Police spokesman said they suspect it to be a shuttlecock.
     
  2. Maybe it came from the cockpit..........
     
  3. msr

    msr LE

    Perhaps it was part of the under-carriage....
     
  4. it could have been a secret weapon, or possibly a joy stick
     
  5. I don't believe it! it must be all cock and no (balls) bull
     
  6. it's just a little story that msr concoc(k)ted
     
  7. Could have bee caused by a faulty fuel bollock on this fine vessel ;D ;D
     
  8. the tackle was obviously faulty; problems with the shaft?
     
  9. Should have given more thought to the re-entry?
     
  10. Everyone knows that you shouldn't go for the difficult entry angles unless your protection is perfect! :-X
     
  11. Quite possibly, maybe should have blown the tubes first. Still, they gave it their best shot, must have been a melting moment.
     
  12. Was it in any way related to the helmet that was also found?
     
  13. It must be, there's a lot of tackle lying around, near Cheese Ridge.
     
  14. President Bush after been told about the Shuttle accident decides to ring superman-
    George BusH :Superman why did you not save the lives of our brave spaceman? you could have easily done this small task!
    Superman: President Bush i'm in a fucking wheelchair!
     
  15. Good job it didn't land on the vicar.

    It would have been bad to bash the bishop ;D