Police in Texas have found a badly burnt penis...

#1
...hanging in a tree.

Police spokesman said they suspect it to be a shuttlecock.
 
#3
Perhaps it was part of the under-carriage....
 
#7
Could have bee caused by a faulty fuel bollock on this fine vessel ;D ;D
 
#9
Should have given more thought to the re-entry?
 
#11
Quite possibly, maybe should have blown the tubes first. Still, they gave it their best shot, must have been a melting moment.
 
#14
President Bush after been told about the Shuttle accident decides to ring superman-
George BusH :Superman why did you not save the lives of our brave spaceman? you could have easily done this small task!
Superman: President Bush i'm in a fucking wheelchair!
 
#15
Good job it didn't land on the vicar.

It would have been bad to bash the bishop ;D
 
#17
Was too busy burping the worm to notice ;D
 
#18
oh gawd..well in that case, how about the gentle art of fishing for zipper trout, or maybe teasing the crabs?
 
#20
The wriggler is more of a constrictor.........

But its been nowhere near the dog ;D
 

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