Many years ago, one of our dog sgts acquired a new dog. It was a big, fluffy looking creature and I can't for the life of me recall the breed ( I will, but probably at around 0300hrs) Anyway, Cambridge United had drawn Chelsea in a game, at Cambridge. We were overjoyed, as you may imagine. At the end of the match there was a bit of a standoff on Stourbridge Common and a number of Chelsea fans were taking the mickey out of the sergeant and his dog. The sergeant -Bert - was not very tall and looked old-ish. The fans soon found out that a) he wasn't so old that couldn't fight and b) the very fluffy dog had a bite like a gorilla, once Bert had "sneezed" and let go of the leash. Vicious buggers. Both of them.