An actual incident, much to the surprise of all officers involved but once the perceived crime has been mentioned the 'Log Police' descend and even if your not making a complaint a crime must be recorded.
Are you able to give details ?
If a crime must be recorded one would assume that it must have been committed by someone.
Does this then mean that the gentleman concerned now has a criminal record ?
Logically it should, and has the advantage of cutting out the expenses of any pointless investigation and frivolous court case.