Police Day in Heaven

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by Chimp, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. St Peter is meeting new poilce officers arriving in heaven.

    The first candidate arrives "Name and Unit" asks St Peter.

    PC Jones City of London police, St Peter checks the big book and say's ok get your wings over there and go to arrivals to check in.

    The second candidate arrives "Name and Unit" asks St Peter.

    Chief Inspector Williams South Wales Police, St Peter checks the big book and say's ok get you wings over there and go to arrivals to check in.

    The Third candidate arrives snapping smartley to Attention and throws up a salute and say's "234 Cpl Jones RMP reporting for duty Sahhhh"

    St Peter looks up with some reflief on his face and say's thank god your here watch these gate while I go for a Piss.
     
  2. Should read RAFP not RMP. Their correct title now (RAFP) that is is Barrier Technicians!
     
  3. Noooooooo!

    When I first heard it, it was the MOD Plod